Santorum supporter Foster Friess on MSNBC just now said in his day, "gals" put aspirin between their knees.
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I'm keeping my fingers crossed that GOP women will keep their legs crossed on Election Day.
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I'm all for the gNOp women using that asprin BC whenever one of their scumbag males comes sniffing around.
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Great Plan Foster...all a women has to do is never get up and move in the real world...cons are soooo in touch with reality...
No foster in your day women were raped and kept their mouths shut about it, in your day you never cared to understand where women were getting their healthcare from, at the hospital or the back alley...
Don't worry about republican women...the majority of them are not far right ideologues as Bachmann and Palin, think more Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins...Conservatives are so alienating the biggest voting block in the nation, American Women , 57% voted Democratic in '08, I foresee 65% and over for President Obama in 2012
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They walk among us. There's no sign of mental illness, until they open their mouths. Once heard, just back away slowly, turn, then run like hell. These people no longer need to sell fear, they're scary as hell themselves.
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ow incredibly stupid is this guy!?Oh wait, he's backing sanatorium, never mind~
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the video clip was just played by Sharpton. The fella was joking. For heavens sake, does every smile or comment have to be played up to be 'the sky is falling'.
More important is the sequence of clips he is showing regarding planned parenthood having over 70% of their facilities in poor black neighborhoods. Sharpton himself is black, and one would think he would be concerned that his nationality is the target.
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I saw it live this morning and almost fell out of my chair.
This man was unbelievable I guess he never realized that "In his day" women died in back alleys.
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Santorum Backer Suggests Women Use Aspirin Between Their Knees As Birth Control
Only if men use clothespins to keep that little hole on the top of their peckers shut.
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The fella was joking.
Oh, I guess that's ok then. I guess if I ran up to someone with CP and yelled, "What are ya, reTARded??!" that would be ok because, clearly, I was joking.
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Back in Friess' day they also burned 'witches' at the stake, thought the world was flat and that earthquakes were their neighbor riding his dinosaur to work. Mr Friess, you and Rick Santorum are true kindred spirits. My God, you haven't evolved yet enough to have achieved the level of 'primitive'.
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More important is the sequence of clips he is showing regarding planned parenthood having over 70% of their facilities in poor black neighborhoods.
...because Planned Parenthood is the only available healthcare for women and men (yeah--they do prostate cancer screening, too) in many poor black neighborhoods.
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Ya know my mother told my oldest sister that birth control was only effective if she used like that..lol
My sister used the pill the way the doctor told her. She graduated from college and married a good guy.....
Had a family and a life...I guess it could work both ways but I think a gal would get a crap holding them between her knees like that..
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Santorum Backer Suggests Women Use Aspirin Between Their Knees As Birth Control
It seems to me that a rat-trap would work a helluva lot better in the women's panties.
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Like I said before, he probably used that line to get laid a lot. After all, the pill only came in the 60's, and this guy is well over 70 years old. Sometimes people with dementia get their memories mixed-up.
I am sure a lot of women believed him, and he has a lot of unkown children and grandchildren.
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This man is around my age so what he said was not new to me. But it did cause a jolt and a 'HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?'
This was the refrain of by gone years. It is the woman who must keep her knees together at all times unless she is married and then she can never deny the husband his rights to her. Rape! Well that was her fault for being in the wrong place, or at the wrong time, or what she was wearing, or she smelled to good, or ....
At this time, it was the wrong thing to say because women are angry right now with those men who think they have a say or a right to dictate what is our choice and our health. No old, celibate, not of my religion, bachelor with no family is going to dictate to us what is best for us as women.
Beware men, you have awaken the sleeping dragon and she is great in number and will vote this year.
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What does "knees together" have to do with anything? There are several fantastic "knees together" sexual positions. I guess when you only do missionary you don't learn these things.
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What's really sad is he negated the perfectly legitimate points* he opened with by going off to stupid-land with the aspirin as contraceptive quote.
* That it is RIDICULOUS to suddenly decide SUPPLYING "Free" contraceptives is more important than concentrating on our still hurting economy or legitimate threats to our national security like South of the Border Jihadist camps (for future clowns like U. bin Hidin') !!
Forget about knees. Women practically have to OD on aspirin just to ATTEMPT to get rid of the headache these folks are creating IMO.
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I just can't believe stuff like this has leaked into the political discourse. Maybe the GOP needs to hold that aspirin tablet between their lips...uh, on their faces. (s) I'm beginning to wonder if any of these guys have been laid in the last two decades or just exactly what is their major malfunction anyway?
Any word on job creation policies or is it going to be nine more months of how to make babies? Geez
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Any word on job creation policies or is it going to be nine more months of how to make babies?
The only job they care about is their own--which they think is to control the rest of us through Draconian social legislation.
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bestquest,
The fella was joking. For heavens sake, does every smile or comment have to be played up to be 'the sky is falling'.
A joke, huh? It was a very poor joke and demonstrates the disdain that GOTP men have for women. The MSNBC host sat in stunned silence after the comment.
More important is the sequence of clips he is showing regarding planned parenthood having over 70% of their facilities in poor black neighborhoods. Sharpton himself is black, and one would think he would be concerned that his nationality is the target.
Do you have even have a rudimentary understanding of PP's purpose is? From their website:
Planned Parenthood believes in the fundamental right of each individual, throughout the world, to manage his or her fertility, regardless of the individual's income, marital status, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, age, national origin, or residence.
No one's race is being targeted. PP is locating their offices in the areas of greatest need. You should run for Congress. The GOTP is always looking for help in keeping these uppity women in their place.
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Pacific Apple is right on target! Women from this guy's era were little more that slaves to their men. They were expected to put up with sexual innuendos from employers, from coworkers and from customers. Pregnancy was not allowed in the work place or in the class rooms, so pregnancy was a form of enslavement.
Just when you think we have come a long way, some dinosaur pukes out a stupid "joke" and sends heads spinning back to a time we thought was GONE.
Keep it up Teapublicans, women will rise up and vote your asses out!!
FR send Pacific Apple!!
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I guarantee I could get a girl pregnant with an aspirin between my knees. All it really does is raise the degree of difficulty. Oh wait, the aspirin goes between the woman's legs. Nevermind.
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CCArm, Pacific Apple and you are both right on target!!!!!!! I am a retired RN and when I went to nursing school ions ago, one of the things we were "schooled" in was servanthood. What do I mean by that? One of the hospitals we did our clinical rotations in, taught that when a Physician entered the room where we charted, we were to get up and let him have our chair. Also we were given a list with the Drs. names and how they liked their coffee. We were to go and get it and set it by his chair, which he took from me and then go on. I could rant on and on about all the crap that I had to endure over the years because of just instances like this and because women were considered 2nd class citizens. When I had a tubal after the birth of our third child I even had to have my husband sign the permit saying he approved and was in agreement and gave the Physician and hospital doing this permission to proceed. Like I were property or a child. I now have 3 Grand-daughters 2 who are in College and 1 who is a junior in high school. I endured and worked hard so these young women wouldn't have to go through what I and my peers did. I have started a petition to Rep. Issa on www.change.org and ask any and all to go and sign it, asking that women have representation on ALL and ANY panels convened on contraception. It is time we stood and remember those who do this sort of thing and put a stop to it now!
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I guess these rich bastards figure they can say whatever they want w/o consequences! He made himself look like a real a-hole!! Remember these guys, ladies, around election time!! They dont give a damn about you!!!
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I remember that "joke." It was popular when I was young and was used by those who always blamed women for becoming pregnant, as if there wasn't a second party involved. Of course, it couldn't be partially the fault of men cause if she'd just kept her legs closed, he couldn't have impregnated her.
That archaic thinking is apparently alive and well. Sad, isn't it? Sadder still that he'd be surprised others would be offended. Shows he hasn't grown in anyway in the past half century.
It's also scary because these men want to rule our nation.
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I'm all for women using that female condom that shreds the male's penis instead and having that piece of poo show how it works!
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I have started a petition to Rep. Issa on www.change.org and ask any and all to go and sign it, asking that women have representation on ALL and ANY panels convened on contraception.
Thanks, Lynn--more power to you!
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Ah, yes, RAPEX. If only a few women would wear it, it would influence a whole lot of men to try the clothespin technique another poster mentioned.
Can you imagine going to the doctor to remove it and having to explain how it got there?
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Lynn, (you should be blue too, FR sent)
Yes, I remember my mother having to face the same permission after child #5 (she made dad get clipped instead, lol)
I am 62, and in high school "office education" classes, we were told not to wear red nail polish and make sure we always wore hose so our male bosses would think we were chic but not cheap. Also how to make coffee (this makes me laugh now).
Yes we have come a long way since the days of our grandmothers and we cannot allow back sliding in the least!!!
Thanks for the activism and the link!!
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CCArm, Thanks and keep the fight up for all girls and women young and old. IMO if this bunch had their way, they would have us in Burkkas (not sure of the spelling.) But have to stand now!
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These guys are giving a splendid resurgence to feminism. So much for the "we're in a post-feminist world" meme.
I'll be post-feminist when I'm living in a post-patriarchy world.
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CCArm, Lynn-410457, Loretta Kemsley
You go ladies! you got a lot of Men, Brothers, Fathers and Sons! who are with you.
I was taught from very young! never hit a woman.
Well in a way? thats what the GOP/TPers are doing to you! hitting where it really hurts.
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Thank you. Love having the support of guys. It means a lot.
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Better yet, Friess should put a gun to his head and pull the trigger the next time he has a headache....
Makes about as much sense.....
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Makes me wonder what Friess puts between his knees for ED.
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Makes me wonder what Friess puts between his knees for ED.
A goat, probably.
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Dunno - IF I were going to do something for poor old Ed, it wouldn't be to put something between MY KNEES FOR HIM (8^))
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...but we're talking about Erectile Dysfunction, not anybody named Ed.;-)
- 11 votes
For Friess, maybe ED is a blessing!
Look at the dude lately? Guy looks like a fossil.
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Looks can be deceiving. Take Santorum, for instance. His Leave-It-to-Beaver look seems inconsistent with his religious zealotry.
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Looks can be deceiving. Take Santorum, for instance. His Leave-It-to-Beaver look seems inconsistent with his religious zealotry.
I don't know, maybe it's just because of my background, but I think he looks like a smarmy televangelist.
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I'm sure we can all believe that Mr Foster Freeze only had sexual relations whenever he and his partner thought it was time to make a baby. I'm sure even in his teenage years, bumbling around in the backseat of his parents car and coming before he got unzipped that he was trying to make a baby with the girl. I'm sure that he only uses Viagra/Cialis/Levitra for baby making purposes only....../s
Wait just a darned minute.....Foster has been married to the same woman for 50 years, so I'm sure he hasn't had sex in probably 25 years, since his wife would have been past the baby making age......
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bumbling around in the backseat of his parents car
Are you sure it was his parents' CAR? It could just as easily have been his parents' horse buggy....
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I don't think that would work to control my gf's BLEEDING problem. This guy's an ass!
- 22 votes
I can't tell you how old that statement is. This shows just how out of touch all these people are!
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I've always hear it this way: Keep a dime between your knees. I just keep praying and praying that this country isn't stupid enough for Santorum.
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Their "jokes" are as outdated as their ideas. Besides, have you tried to find a dropped asprin in the backseat of a car at the drive-in movies? That's when you know this really isn't a reliable method. Even if you do find it, it's full of lint and tickles and you drop it again.
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Well, if they legislate the position (missionary).....the aspirin would be effective. However, we've even evolved beyond that. What sluts we are! Oooops, better shut my mouth - they'll find out.
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Keep a dime between your knees.
Very few people can stop on a dime.
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.santorium is mostly likely a freak.. Those guys never follow their own advice!
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Bayer anyone ? really, I was born not long after the Lord said" Let There Be Light !" and I have never heard of such as putting an asprin between your knee's or any place else below the belt, for any reason !
If that man was not" RICH" , right now he would be in a "padded cell "
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Back in his days they were still running flatheads, had black and white tv, segregation, open KKK meetings, and WWII. During wwII by the way condoms were promoted and given out extensively.
"Crossing your fingers' won't prevent venereal disease but a prophylaxis will
Don't forget put it on before you put it in
I'm thinking it was just from his prospective that women used the old aspirin excuse. Back in the his day and the day before that folks were doing the nasty.
He was born in 1940 he would have been in high school in the late 50's and so sorry he missed out.
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Says he got married in 1962. He and his wife had two children. Birth control was legalized in 1964? Anyone else think they may have used contraceptives themselves? That they decided for themselves when to have their children and that one boy and one girl made up the All-American family so they could just fu(k for the fun of it after that? No, I don't either, because if he's against fu(king for fun now, that would make him a hypocrite.......
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I began taking birth control in 1964. This guy is over the top nuts in my opinion. He's yelling about the big deal over contraceptives but puts emphasis on "Sex" and isn't that what Santorum, his idol has for his only format? This guy needs to wake up and read and view with comprehension.
This guy just makes Santorum look worst, thank goodness.
- 14 votes
Anyone else think they may have used contraceptives themselves?
Nope.
Sex is only for procreation. They've only had sex twice.
- 10 votes
next step on the gop agenda outlaw menopause. short of that, outlaw sex after menopause.
that might make a good Onion article
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Sex after menopause is preventative medicine.....It keeps me mellow, flexible, alive! LOL
But there are several benefits from having sexual relations at ANY CONSENTING AGE....
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/10-surprising-health-benefits-of-sex
- 5 votes
No thanks necessary.....Just doing what I can to help humankind.....
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Anyone else think they may have used contraceptives themselves?
you can bet they did everyone knows white folks got no rhythm.
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Rick Santorum is bought and paid for by Foster Friess ---just like Newt is bought and paid for by Sheldon Adelson.
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And they all are bought and paid for by Grover Norquist. They are scared to death of this man. Or should I say this mindless wonder. Wonder where he brain went
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I'm starting to think we need laws stating that anti choice men should be locked into chastity belts. Force them to live by their rules for a while.and since they reject the constitution, they can't claim it's unconstitutional.
- 19 votes
Priests don't have to worry about little boys getting pregnant.
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Foster Friess was joking, wasn't he? If he was, it wasn't funny. Obviously, he has a "one track misogynistic mind" and its "off the track" when it comes to birth control. If he wants to improve on his humorless sexist comments, he should stick his head in a hot pot of boiling water, it might make him smarter.
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Perhaps Foster has a permanent brain Friess.
You're probably right. His brain definitely needs thawing out.
- 5 votes
I'm sure that's all the birth control that would have been necessary if he were the prospective sexual partner. I wouldn't have even needed the aspirin. "Only in your dreams, bub," would have been my response. And then there's the great bumper sticker "Yes! But not with you!"
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Why is it old men who are harping about this? I am glad our youth do not feel the same way. They know condoms help prevent std's and bc means no unwanted babies. The old men should stfu. IMO
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Friess and Sanotrum are butt buddies alright, both talk a lot of sh1t...
Both prove money does not buy intelligence..
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Thank god I am with a liberal woman. I imagine sex with a conservative woman is like having sex with a corpse in a freezer.....cold and stiff
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Burrr.. shivering
It makes "colder than a witch's tiit" sound down right balmy by comparison.. 8)
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I just explained the aspirin between the knees to the old lady....her immediate response was "that wouldn't stop a girl from getting it from behind or (expletive for anal sex) and also wouldn't stop a girl from (expletive for oral sex)"
.....thank god once again I am with a liberal woman...I doubt conservative women do any of those.
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Well bye Sandra.....totally inflammatory towards another viner...reported to the seeder and to newsvine....have fun in rightwingrpublicanland.
Maybe I'll link to a youtube of the old lady telling you what she thinks......
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Sheesh, chill out Sandra. No need to get your knickers in a wad over a comment that isn't directed at you. Unlike your own post to Angry Left which is uncalled for..
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I guess I am also glad I am with a liberal woman once again...they don't wish prostate cancer on other people.
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She didn't wish prostate cancer on you, Angry Left--just "prostrate" cancer. It has a 99% survivability rate.;-P
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"prostrate" cancer.. ...99% survivability rate..
Missed that.
(STILL LMAO.) My side hurts..wheff..got to stop..laughing. You guys are killing me..
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AngryLeft
I was sitting here reading all the comments wondering the same thing myself. and also wondering if that may just be where the problem lies. Are they so scared of a women who may actually enjoy sex and all. /shrug. I mean really would you... anyone, well normal anyone, want to have sex with someone who wasn't interested/nor enjoyed it?
And I love how your point was pretty much proven via above collapsed post.
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My old lady loves sex...I love sex....and we both love to get freaky.
It seems that the right wing wants us all to have vaginal sex in the missionary position and pray before during and after the deed.
Maybe this weekend we will "get freaky" and clean the Santorum up with a picture of #3, pages from the new testament and the book of mormon...
- 6 votes
It seems that the right wing wants us all to have vaginal sex in the missionary position and pray before during and after the deed.
...but preferably instead of.
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Angry Left-532262:
My old lady loves sex...I love sex....and we both love to get freaky.
Angry Left-532262
Shsh up! Angry: If the GOP/TPers get there way! Oral Roberts and the GOP iLK will target YOUR! Bed room!
That could be ??? never mind!
E-Gads!
- 4 votes
I'm not opposed to three ways....but not with Oral Roberts, and probably not with ANY GOTP types......
Well, when he's old and needs Viagra, he can try putting that aspirin between HIS legs. Let's see if that works.
- 11 votes
He is old and, by his own admission, "his day" is over--so he obviously doesn't want anyone else to have fun, either.
- 6 votes
Nice job there Rick!
You have pissed off more than half of the nation with your backward thinking!
Kiss the office of POTUS good bye!
Obama 2012! and a new congress!
- 13 votes
ricky hicky always WAS a RETARDED individual - this just PROVES THE POINT!
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Kiss the office of POTUS good bye!
Obama 2012! and a new congress!
YEAH! Thumbs waaay up!
- 11 votes
That was the most effed up comment that I've heard by any GOP supporter this campaign season. Followed by the ALL MALE Congressional hearing on Birth Control that was held today. The GOP realy really really EFFED UP this time. The Dems are going to take the House and Senate by a landslide come Nov.
- 10 votes
Please Dems, get out there and vote these.....things, out.
- 7 votes
Men need to give up condoms, vasectomies, and male hormone treatments before anyone should take them seriously about attacking women's rights over any female healthcare choitionsces. Hormone treatments for a variety of medical conditions should be covered without threats by right wing zealots.
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We should get a bumber sticker going saying Santorum I've got asprins, use your hand. My husband laughed at the man's statement and now he can't figure out why i've stopped talking. All my life I've worked hard, been very frugal with purchasing stuff for myself, and haven't put him down because he is a diabetic for years now. Right now I'm really po'd not only at my husband but at any woman who thinks getting stomped on again by the double standard, male hyprocrisy, that we have endured for ever. They haven't figured it out yet that WE ARE EQUAL, we're not your slaves, not yours to abuse, or use. So ladies, girls, women, females all put a bottle of asprins on their pillows thats all they deserve until they can see us a equal human's and we deserve to be respected.
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Santorum I've got asprins, use your hand.
Great!. So ladies, girls, women, females all put a bottle of asprins on their pillows thats all they deserve until they can see us a equal human's and we deserve to be respected.
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Santorum I've got asprins, use your hand.
Me likey!......but could we expand it a bit?
GOP, I've got aspirins, use your hand.....just because there are more out and about spewing this crap besides Santorum.....
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