Along with covering the real conflict in the Middle East, Fox News also provides full coverage for the bogus "War on Christmas." This so called "war" is an annual holiday (ewww, I said a bad word) Fox News feature that advances the Fox patented whine about how evil atheists are just trying to ruin things for godly Christians. So it wasn't a surprise to hear Roger Ailes' personal attorney, litigator for the NY Catholic arch-diocese, Maltese Knight, and Fox "friend" Peter Johnson Jr. (whose names are euphemisms for penis) sadly proclaim, to his fellow Christian/Christmas warrior Steve Doocy, that the first shot in this non-existent war has been fired. While the reality based community has more to think about than supposed insults to the Baby Jesus, for Fox News it's a BFD!!!
To dramatic music and a visual that said "Prescription for Justice," Jesus BFF Steve Doocy announced that "it's a not so merry start to the holiday season, the Christmas holiday season" (screw you Hanukah celebrating Jews). He reported that Santa Monica is "ending its 60 year tradition of setting up Nativity scenes along Ocean Ave." Steve explained that last year, evil atheists took the majority of the booths and the city didn't want to "referee a religious rumble." He reported that a group of churches is challenging the decision.
He introduced a distraught Johnson who proclaimed that "unfortunately, the first salvo in the War on Christmas has been shot." He waxed orgasmic about the tradition of the Nativity scenes. Johnson explained that in the past years, the "atheist folks" have won a lottery which allowed them to put up their displays which include the "Great Spaghetti Monster."
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